Rumsfeld Rant Right On Time

And The President is right behind

The Harpoville Post
Editorial Review

The Harpoville Post reports as U.S. Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld writes, "It's all over but the mopping up, and thank god we've got Canada to do that for us."

The Hapoville Post has learned that just days after American Airforce dropped their biggest payload of bombs in the three year war, Operation Swamer was just 60 miles from Baghdad, had Donald Rumsfeld screaming triumph in the Washington Post by crying, "It won't be long now. Iraq'a army is growing stronger and with the terrorist's moral is at an all time low, we're about ready to clean up and ship out home." It seems Rumy has decided the terrorist's have had enough and will soon realize they're losing the battle for Iraq and Operation Iraqi Freedom. This at the same time Americans have had enough and denounce this war effort.

The Harpoville Post believes Rumsfeld's column reeks more of a move to repair Homeland Security than to instill fear in the enemy. One wonders how many terrorists read The Wasington Post compared to the number of Americans who have lost faith in the American Government War effort.

The Harpoville Post also reports that on the eve of the third anniversary President G.W. Bush said, "We are laying a foundation of peace." This with reports of 2,350 Americans and over 30,000 Iraqis lie dead in this foundation of peace.

The Harpoville Post also learned with the third anniversary celibration came the re-release of the 2002 Republican best seller The National Security Strategy which calls for first strike policy on the following seven countries Iran, North Korea, Cuba, Belarus, Burma, and Zimbabwe. President Bush added, "We must be prepared to lay the foundation of peace through all these countries as well."