Taking Aim at Gun Registry

"Blastin' it ta bits."

The Harpoville Post reports that the Conservatives are taking aim at our safety. The Harpo Governments promise to blast the former governments gun registry program is now in their sights.

The Harpoville Post spoke today to the Lack-of-Safety Minister Stockwell Day, no relation to Doris, while he was loading up on shot gun shells for his up coming mission, and he said, "Killing the gun registry is what we aim to do. We plan to shoot it right out of the sky, cause once we got something in our sights we just don't let go till it's dead."

The Harpoville Post has learned that scraping the two year old gun registry program is a high priority of the Conservative agenda. The Conservatives say two billion dollars has been wasted on the program, Mr. Day added, "We estitmated the former government wasted two billion dollars implementing this program to get unregistered guns off the streets and out of the hands of criminals, well we plan to spend more money scraping the program and get those guns back on the street so people will feel safe."

The Harpoville Post asked the Lack-of-Safety Minister, that since the money is spent and the program is in place and most people like the idea of registering guns, can't you leave it alone, and just improve it, Mr. Day added, "That,s that's, that's crazy, who said that? That's not what I was told. What's your name? Have you questioned yet? I don't like where this is going, interview over."

As the Lack-of-Safety Minister was swept away in his limo The Harpoville Post wonders whether the Harpo Government's desire to appease a few will only, in the end, endanger the many.