Shania Twain Defense Works Again

"Similar to the Pam Anderson Defense but, easier to prove real"

The Harpoville Post reports that a 33 year old Harpoville man has been found not guilty of driving drunk by using the Shania Twain Defense. Matt Brownlee was arrested and charged with driving, a motor vehicle, drunk and without a licence. At the time of the arrest Mr. Brownlee told the officers it wasn't his fault but Shania Twains, when the officers asked why it was Shania Twains fault Mr. Brownlee told the arresting officer, "Because she was driving, and she swore she'd get me, she's a very jealous woman."

The Harpoville Post has learned that Mr. Brownlee's lawyers used the infamous Shina Twain Defense to get their client off scott free.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Professor Iwan A. Brownose of the Harpoville College of Law who told us, "The Shania Twain Defense is not often used because of the ramifications. First you have to get up in front of the court and swear you listen to her music, usually by performing her hit, I'm Gonn'a Get Cha' Good for the court. Then you have to swear you're possesed by the demon that is Shania Twain, which isn't easy." When asked how he had done this, he said, "It was easy for this guy, he is completly out of his mind."

The Harpoville Post has learned that, a few years ago, Mr. Brownlee, while drunk, suffered excessive brain damage, when he drove his car into another car killing a mother and her child. Mr. Brownlee is expected to receive more phychiatric testing then be released a free man, less his lawyer fees, onto the streets of Harpoville.