ELVIS Gone But Still With-drawing

The Harpoville Post
Financial Report

"Elvis dead but, still cashing in"

The Harpoville Post has learned that there is life after death, financial life. With the release of the top dead earners of 2005, The Harpoville Post reports, The King, is still The King.

The Harpoville Post financial report states that the top dead urners for 2005 aren't completely dead. And, at the top of the deceased pops is none other than 'The King' himself Elvis, with after life earnings of 45 million dollars. That will surly help keep the lights burning bright over Graceland tonight.

The Harpoville Post reports next in line is Peanuts creator Charles Shutlz at 35 Million. Not bad for a cartoon about a looser kid and his psychotic dog. Third on the list was none other than ex-Beatle John Lennon at 22 Million, who even in death has helped give a bigger piece a chance to Sean, Julian and Yoko. Fourth place in the top of the tomb stone tallies is Andy Warhol. Surprisingly enough because Andy didn't sell his art he licenced it out and collects royalites on ever poster of every Cambell's soup can he ever thought to draw and then reproduce, and reproduce and reproduce. It gives new meaning to the term (re)construction artist.

The Harpoville Post reports that fifth, sixth and seventh places go to Dr. Seuss at 10 Million, Marlin (I could have been somebody) Brando at 9 Million, and Marilyn Monroe putting in a sloppy seventh at 8 Million. Better luck next year Miss Monroe.