Spring Fashion Week Explodes in Tehran

The Harpoville Post
Fashion Report

"This is the terrorists alert we look foward to"

The Harpoville Post reports that Spring has sprung in parts of the Middle East and so has the fashion industry. And what are this years terrorist's wearing? "An explosion of color in all the lightest fabrics for today's extreme extremist." say's fashion guru Abdul Uwearin, "Here in Spring the deserts heat up and so does the runway."

The Harpoville Post fashion guru was in Tehran this week for what is becoming the biggest fashion show in the Middle East. All the biggest and best designers were in town showing off they're wears to all the biggest suppliers of terrorists fashions.

Got-to-have garb has exploded in a big way and Tehran is the place to be.

The Harpoville Post reports that in the desert, out on the street or just kickin' back an relaxing today's terrorists want to be hot and look hot. And the designer that a lot of today's extremist turn to and call out by name is J.J.. He's in the know of what today's terrorists needs and wants are and he delivers. Trust me from Palstine, to Baghdad, from Afghanistan to Tehran these are the clothes today's terrorist would just love to be caught dead in.

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