Auto Tuning Guitar a God Send

The Harpoville Post
New Tech. Thursday

The Harpoville Post reports of a new invention that will make most musicians, who have ever been stuck on stage with an untuned guitar, sit back and smile.

No more will patrons run for their lives searching for safe scansions to shelter away from screeching and searing sounds of an out of tune Stratocaster. No long will the sad sounds of songsters search for serious acceptance cause cats to screech and scream in the night.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the inventor Neil Skinn, no relation to the inventor of the helmet, Forrester Skinn, has invented a turning system than can be adapted to any guitar made. The system auto tunes the guitar to any desired pitch or any tormented guitar tuning.

The Harpoville Post reports that now parents and musicians alike can sit back and relax knowing they'll never have to utter the phrase; "Hey, didn't that thing come in tune."