Mulroney Crawls up from the Compost

"He's only looking for dinner and accolade"

The Harpoville Post reports that it has been a banner week for stupid Conservatives tricks and with two days left before the weekend, they just keep on coming. Todays announcement has former B.M. the least liked P.M. out looking for love and recognition in all the wrong places, Canada and for all reasons, his green achievements. And although it sounds pretty strange for a Conservative to get an award for once having greener thoughts, some think it's deserving.

"The Creature from the Green Lagoon"

The Harpoville Post reports that Mulroney's biggest green achievement was fleecing the Canadian tax payer out of millions of dollars while lying through his green teeth about a pay off he accepted worth $300,000 from the Air Bus Scandal. Mulroney denied taking the money sued the Government won, then later ,when it was revealed he did accept the bribe, he quietly paid the back tax on the $300,000 and was never asked of even offered to pay back the 2 million dollars.

The Harpoville Post has heard that the guest of honor to this darling event will be non-other than Stephen Harper who so far has only hinted at what he doesn't plan to do for our environment. Slashing the Environmental Minstry by 80% and clawing back 2.4 million promised to the United Nations for the environment by the previous Liberal Government.

The Harpoville Post asked Rona Ambrose, Canada's new Minister of Environmental Disasters, whether she'll be attending the event and she told us, "Only if I am feed and feed properly. I can't see myself attending a dinner of cold ska-wab and mushy peas in one of my fabulous 'purchased on the pubic purse' evening gowns. If I'm not feed well I might as well stay at home and refuse my husband sex."