America's Most Wanted Polgamist

"Hard to imagine a guy like this on the loose and fancy free"

The Harpoville Post reports that America's leader of the polygamous Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or the P.F.C.J.C.L.D.S. is on the loose and has reached the FBI's top ten most wanted polgamist list. 50 year old Warne Jeffs has been wanted by the FBI for over two years for having sex with a minor and being an accomplice in a Utah rape.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the FBI hopes by moving Warne Jeffs into their Top Ten most wanted and increasing the reward from $50,000 to $100,000 will make it more likly that someone in the P.F.C.J.C.L.D.S. to give him up. We spoke to Elliot Hoover from the FBI to told us, "We at the FBI would feel a whole lot better if Mr. Jeffs was off the streets and in jail. We suspect someone in the Mormon Church is hiding him in Utah, which would be OK if he just stayed with his own kind in Utah but, we don't him out wandering around America, that wouldn't be very good at all."

The Harpoville Post has learned that along with rape Waren Jeffs is wanted for arranging the marriages of underage girls to old Mormon men.