Hot Terrorist Season Suspect in Canada

"The Tory Big Blue Terrorist campaign revs up its engine"

The Harpoville Post reports that the Tory Government is moving quickly to repair any negative press brought about by new news of Canadian's increasing unhappiness with troops in Afcanistan. They're solution is to stop Canadian's fear of terror overseas and bring the fear home to roost with the Harpo Governments new Canadian Summer Terrorist campaign.

The Harpoville Post spoke to the head of CSIS, Canada's 'spymaster' Jim Judd, to relation to Winona, and he told us this, "They're coming, we're not sure when or where but, they're coming." We asked Mr. Judd, who's coming and he said, "They're coming, don't you see. Osama bin Laden has mentioned our name, not lately but, he has mentioned our name. So, although, right now, the threat is overseas they could attack us here at any time." We asked Mr. Judd what CSIS is doing to prevent a terrorist attack on Canadian soil, and he said, "We're warning you that they may attack us and blow the ba-jesus out of us, isn't that enough."

The Harpoville Post also spoke to Harpo's national security advisor Stephen Rigby, no relation the Eleanor, who told us, "We are maintaining a very high degree of vigilance, with plenty of coffee and sugary treats, on al Qeada. We're trying to increase the level of fear sophistication as to how to best refine that consideration of a treat of a terrorist attack, wherever it may come from." We asked Mr. Rigby where he suspects a terrorist strike in Canada would be focused on, and he said, "It may be the transit system similar to the attacks on London and Madrid." We asked Mr. Rigby if the Harpo government was in possision of this information last week when Prime Minister Harpo announced his 'Made In Canada' solution to increase riders on Canada's transit systems and he said, "................ I, I, I, I, though we haven't ruled out a terrorist attack on The Calgary Stampede either."