Tuesday, February 28, 2006

CANADA Invades Afghanistan

Where does Canada get the 'BALLS'

The Harpoville Post reports today of Canada's invasion of Afghanistan with 2200 troops. News of Canada's early morning invasion shocked the patrons of Harpoville as they awoke.

The Harpoville Post spoke with Maj.Gen. Beni Freaky the leader of Canada's invading forces. and he said; "My soldiers are here to fight but, also look good. We're looking hot and we're ready for action."

The Harpoville Post learned the 2200 troops will be helping the 17 American soldiers left behind when the American's left Afghanistan to invaded Iraq.

Maj.Gen. Freaky told The Harpoville Post, "I know we haven't been out since the 40's and the ladies are a little rusty but, we're here to kick up some dust and dame well, pardon my french, we're going to do it,.......... so that's what we'll do."

When The Harpoville Post asked Maj.Gen. Freaky about the 1,600 Afghans and 17 Americans who have died since the American occupation, he said; "Wow! Those sure are impressive numbers, but, we plan to work hard to met or beat those numbers in the upcoming days, weeks, months, and years."


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