Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Popeye Pissed at U.S. Ports Purchase


Et Tu Brute?

The Harpoville Post has learned of Popeye's outrage on the selling of U.S. sea ports along the Eastern seaboard.

"I'm flab-e-gas-ded," Popeye told The Harpoville Post when he learned the G.W. Brutus's Government was handing over the operations of the six Eastern Seaboard Ports to the United Empire Emirates.
"I'm mor-da-fied." he told The Harpoville Post of Brutus's plan; "Et Tu Brute? He added.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Popeye The Sailor, an experenced sailor of the seven seas, a man that has docked into more ports than a landlubber has parked his minivan.
Popeye told The Post; "Brutus has done some low down dirty tricks in his day but this sertinly takes the cake."

The Harpoville Post spoke to Popeye at his home at The Harpoville Seamans Hotel. "I am what I am and that's all that I am," he said "I can't's believe dis, handin' over da docks to da terrorists, dat Brutus."
Popeye's long time girlfriend Olive Oil said "O'Popeye, you haven't been to sea in years, lord knows you haven't hoisted your main sail in forever, why make such a big deal out of this?"
"You knows I loves ya Olive but, I'm trying da make a point here." Popeye said; "Brutus is selling seaports beside the seashore for six billion bucks, and I's just knows dat ain't right." Popeye went on to say; "Da fault dar Brutus lies not in the stars but in ourselves, that we are underlings of our own fate."

The Harpoville Post must go out on a limb and like Popeye speak out against the United States cry to spend more and more money on security for its people and then turn around and let another country man its ports to some of the biggest cities in the world.
"Et Tu Brute?"

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