CHENEY, Second Shooter Suspect

Cheney Know in Texas as "Hair Trigger Dick"

The Harpoville Post has learned of a new twist in the U.S. Vice President Dick "Hair Trigger" Cheney shooting incident from this past weekend. There is new talk coming out of Texas today of a second shooter.

The Harpoville Post reports that just after the shoots were fired, spectators ran towards an elevated patch of tall Texas grass know in Texas as a Knoll. There are reports of 'smoke' being seen coming from out of the grassy Knoll, though a common occurrence in Texas, onlookers were seen running in that direction.
Since it was the Vice President at the event and the area was swarmed with Secret Service, still, no one was picked up for questioning and none of the agents were available for comment.

The Harpoville Post is also looking into the time line of the shooting. As earlier reported, Vice President Dick "Hair Trigger" Cheney was there for the first day of The Texas Lawyer Open, an annual event where lawyers are hunted down, shot, stuffed and mounted. But, The Harpoville Post has learned that questions have risen on when exactly "Hair Trigger" started shooting.

The event was set to begin on February 13, the day before Valentines Day, but reports now show the shooting happened on Saturday February 11, two days before the event set start date.
The Saturday before is set aside for registration of the lawyers, an opportune time for an "easy kill shot", or to "bag a lawyer", out of season. Which would explan Cheney's earlier comment to The Harpoville Post of "I nailed him stepping out of his Beemer."

The Harpoville Post has learned that "Hair Trigger" has been cleared by the courts of any wrong doing in this matter, when The Texas Supreme Court used 'White Out' to change the date of the event from February 13, to February 11.

"As far as we are concerned this case is closed and Dick is free as a bird." Said Justice Owen Lots; "We're all pretty excited when this event rolls around every year, some a lot more than others."

When The Harpoville Post asked Justice Owen Lots about Dick Cheney's nickname of "Hair Trigger Dick", he said; "No comment, you'll have to ask his wife about that."