Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Smoking on the Rise with Harpoville Men

Is Stress The Cause?

The Harpoville Post health report states that smoking in middle aged men is on the rise, but why?

The Harpoville Post spoke to Dr. Phillip A. Hasio of the Harpoville Medical Study Group who worked on the study.

The Harpoville Post asked Dr. Phil A. Hasio why, and he said; "Well I guess that is the question, 'why', but we're not sure. We went and researched this increase in smoking in men 30 to 50 years of age, and we're not sure why. Is it the high stress of Harpoville living. The hustle and bustle of the big city life. Maybe the smoking relieves the pressure of our 10 to 12 hour work day, I'm just not sure."

The Harpoville Post went out into the streets to talk to the families of these men about the increase in their smoking. "They're lazy assholes, they stand around all day talking how hard this is and how hard that is, but, they don't do shit," said one Harpoville wife. "Then when night time comes and you go to bed suddenly nothing is hard anymore, they're useless."

So, there you have it, in Harpoville smoking is on the rise, but, little else.


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