Pam Anderson Brings Her Tits to the Junos

The Harpoville Post
Entertainment Feature:

Pam and 'The Twins' plan a trip to Harpoville.

The Harpoville Post is pleased to report of the news that Pam Anderson will be coming to Harpoville to host this years Juno awards and she plans to bring 'The Twins' along too.

The Juno's are Canadian music awards given to artist long past their prime and nearly forgotten. There's an old saying in Harpoville, "You know your careers over when you receive a Juno".

The Harpoville Post learned that although this will be Pam and 'The Twins' first visit to Harpoville, Pam was born right here in Canada.

Pam Anderson was born Kate T. Lang on July 1st. 1967 but was quickly and quietly moved to America after it was discovered Pam was born with breasts already an A cup. Whist away to Hollywood where she started her acting career by being the first baby 'Tabitha' on the TV series Bewitched. But, by age 3 Pam had grown into a B cup and was quickly dropped from the series when it was revealed her breasts were bigger than either of the two stars of the show, Elisabeth Montgomery or Dick York.

After that Pam was passed around Hollywood usually used to pump up rattings in the last dying days of a TV series. Shows like The Brady Bunch, Gunsmoke, Hawaii 5O and Mayberry RFD, where Pam played Aunt B. and Floyd the Barber's illegitimate daughter visiting from Raleigh.

Finally Pam got her 'big' break as she grew from a D to a Double D cup and was featured as a tool on the hit TV show Home Improvement. Shortly after that Pam came bouncing into the hearts and living rooms of North America and eventually the World when she starred in the hit TV show Bay Watch.

After that her fame, like her breasts grew, then deminished, then grew, then deminished, then grew to unbelievable heights, and she has remained the stacked shinning star she is today.