Sunday, May 28, 2006

CSIS Outraged by New Bin Laden Tape

Bin Lauden "America is full of imperialist pigs but, Canada is quite nice"

The Harpoville Post reports that a recently released tape made by head terrorist and al Quaeda founder Osama Bin Lauden has Canada's spy agency, CSIS, quite upset by its content. The tape reveals that Bin Lauden hates everyone but, Canada. Though many in Canada's fear fighting front have spoke of Osama's intention of bombing near everything in Canada from the CN Tower to the Labrador Cod Stocks it seems now that this just isn't the case.

The Harpoville Post has learned that this new Bin Lauden tape talks of the same old rhetoric about America getting hers in the end and to state that American prisoner Zacarias Moussaoui was not involved with the 9/11 attack on America. Osama states that Moussaoui is just a mixed up kid, a terrorist want-to-be and who really doesn't deserve a crack at all those virgins. But, it's the last minute and a half of the tape that has Canada's spy agency up in arms. On the tape Osama and all of al Quaeda is quite fond of Canada and are rooting for the Oilers in this years Stanley Cup. Osama spoke of the night life in Montreal to be out of this world and even some the clubs in Winnipeg being not to shabby for a guy who lives in the desert.

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada's cautious conservatives are outraged by the tape and are working hard to insure it is never released to the public. Canada's Lack-of-Safety Minister Stockwell Day spoke to The Harpoville Post and said this, "It is prevalent that we maintain a state of constant fear and hatred in this country how else will we recognize it when it arrives at out door. Any statement made on this alleged tape by Osama Bin Laden stating that Canada is a nice place to visit but, I wouldn't want to bomb there is totally untrue."


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