Who Do The Chinese Voodoo

"Chinese Government wants them banned now they're selling like hotcakes"

The Harpoville Post that Voodoo fever has taken control in China the its government can't move quick enough to quell it. Though now it's apparent that what Beijing wants, Beijing can't always get and this dolls are a must have for this spring 2006.

The Harpoville Post has learned that what first started out as a joke gift has taken the country of Billions by storm and the government wants it shut down. With cries of; "A disgrace to socialism in believing in such feudal superstitions" the government has stormed toy manufacturers forcing them to stop making and distribution of the dolls. The toy dolls have been called a marvel of modern marketing in that you can't reuse one doll over and over. So, one Voodoo Doll one Voodoo curse, one wonders how U.S. Toy companies let this one slip between their greasy little fingers. Well, there's always next year.