Hot Hunky RCMP's Hitched in Halifax

"The Mounties always get their man"
"Why else would they call them Mounties, silly"

The Harpoville Post
Fashion Monday

Hang on to your hats hun's cause two of Canada's finest are getting hitched this long hot summer ahead. If heading out everyday risking your hiny, wrapped in Kevlar with a pistol strapped to your hip, wasn't hairy enough these two RCMP, Royal Canadian Mounted Police, officers from Nova Scotia have decided to turn up heat a little hotter and get hitched in Halifax.

The Harpoville Post has learned that David Connors and Jason Tree have been dating since they were students at the University of New Brunswick and have been open about their sexuality since they began working with the force. With the love and support of their super-visors Jason decided to pop the question to David and of course David jumped at the chance to be a June Bride. There is no word yet on whether the weather will co-operate in this windy city by the sea or whether David will wear white on his day of days.

This Harpoville Post reporter senses these two hot hunky Mounties smelled the sour stench from the winds of change winging their way as the new Conservative government will, most likely, start derailing the gay train to the alter sometime very soon. So, take this as a hint, huns, and get you butt-less chaps to the Church before Hapo's hairy-backed Hun's start cutting back on rice, pre-nups and gay marriage licences.