CRTC Approves Christian McVety TV

The Harpoville Post
Editorial

"CRTC will appease their new employer by approving a pay-per-view christian channel"

The Harpoville Post reports that with the CRTC, Canadian Television and Telecommunications Commission, trying hard to justify it's exisitance and stay alive in an ever growing world full of Ipods and satellite radio, items they can't control, they've decided to add another Pay TV station that they can pretend to control. A conference this week was set up to try and think of ways to keep afloat the ridiculously large saleries paid to CRTC employees who's only job is tell Canadians what they can or can't and how long they can, when they can, listen to on the radio or watch on TV.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the CRTC is a 30 year old regulatory board that has outlived its self at doing anything useful for Canadians. The CRTC has been likened to owning a Beta machine in 1999. So, unless you've got a shit-load of family Christmas tapes on Beta, it is nothing more than a dame-good door stop.

The Harpoville Post reports that the CRTC must have seen the writting on the wall spelling 'THE END' of their existence this past week when they decided to let a new movie channel into our homes, a new pay-per-view christian movie channel. The new station is owned by the Alberta's Touch Canada Broadcasting.

The Harpoville Post smells the distinct odor of Charles McVety and suspects McVety TV will be beemed into our homes very, very soon. It'll be telling use how bad we are, how sinful we are and how gay's shouldn't marry and how abortion is the work of the devil. Thank Christ we got the CRTC still looking out for our best interest on this one.