Harper Quits Long Before Kyoto Finish

"And the Conservatives love him for it"

The Harpoville Post reports as Harpo pledges more and more years of war it's the evironmental world community, not the Taiban that stands in shock and awe. International criticism hightens as Harpo Governments lack of commitmint to the Kyoto protocol comes under fire when environmental leaders who are asking Canada to keep its Minister of Environmental Disasters, Rona Ambrose, as far away as posible from this months Kyoto meeting in Europe.

"The girl can't help it"

The Harpoville Post has learned that like Rona Ambrose and Harpo, Canada's respectability towards evironmental concerns is taking a header into a kiddy pool without water and she's hit bottom and nobody from the Conservative party is rushing to her assistance. The reality that the U.S., China, Austraila and Mexico aren't meeting their Kyoto objectives but, they're not giving up like Canada's Conservative party is.

"The Harpoville Post states that it is a disgrace to give up without even trying."