Wigger Bears Spotted...... What Next?

"High Yella comes to the High North"

The Harpoville Post reports that new DNA results reveal what northern hunters and trappers have suspected for years, the interracial mating between brown Grizzly and White Polar Bears in the wild. Now, scientists are wondering if this is a vision of things to come.

The Harpoville Post has learned that guides in Canada's far north had suspected something strange about these animals for years. We spoke to one such northern guide, Warren Hugo who told us, "I've lived and worked as a guide in the north for many years as my father and his father before him but, I never imagined that we'd ever come across something like this." We asked Mr. Hugo to explain and he said, "Well, nomally we could tell a Polar Bear from far away because of the way they walk, more upright and in a straight line. But, these, these Wigger Bears walk all hunched over with their fur hanging down their back side. And they swagger when they walk, that's about the best way I can describe it."

The Harpoville Post reports though this news of Polar and Grizzy mating in the wild has suprised many it has relieved one mans fears. Idaho big game hunter Jim Mikill paid $45,000 to hunt and kill Polar bears and was facing a $100. fine and a stern talking to for killing a Grizzly when the news was revealed.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Mr. Mikill who said, "I pay good money to kill Polar bears now we find that the Polar bears and the Grizzy's are getting it on and you can't tell the difference between them. Son-of-a-bitch. It's the same when you're walking down the street in Boise, you hear all that loud crazy jungle music and you turn around and it's a bunch a white kids acting all down like, God-dame little wiggers......... I hate wiggers."