Howard Humps Harper at Conservative Cum Fest

"Austraila's Prime Minister cums to blow his load at Harpo's Conservative orgy"

The Harpoville Post reports that when Austrailian's ultra-Conservative Prime Minister John Howard rolled into Ottawa to met with Harpo the two stopped just short of renting a hotel room to consumate their love in everything conservative. With Kyoto, terrorism, a global Nuclear Partnership(as long as Iran doesn't get an invite) and American world domination topping the 22 minute speech Howard lauder'd all over the list of likely non-liberals lined up in attendance.
John Howard's speech was the first an Austrailian PM has bestowed in Canada since 1944, (during the last big war) but, was reserved for the all ready converted conservative MP's, staffers and lobbyists who all responded with thunderous applause and admiration when it was over.

"Do conservatives swallow?"

The Harpoville Post has learned that Howard's huge heeping helpings of American love came just hours after he left his friends in Washington to journey north to pass on the message against "Bush Bashing" and for American World domination against all things non-christian and non-conservative. John Howard passed on to Canada the Washington message, "The decency and hope that the power and purpose that the United States represent in the world is something we should deeply appreciate." That's the line that brought the converted to their feet with extented thunderous applause.

"They swallow and we gag."