Harper Leaves in a Huff For The Stricks

Harper "If you don't say good things about me I'm leaving"

The Harpoville Post reports that Prime Minister Harpo is upset that the national media doesn't see things is way and only his way, so like a angry child he's leaving for London and Lethbridge and Landon and Lawrence and all places little where he says he's loved. The rift between Harpo and the media has been waged in private up to this point now the gloves are off and the lines are drawn.

The Harpoville Post has learned that during a news conference today members of the National media walked out on Harpo's refusal to take and answer questions asked of him. Harpo in return, flustered by their actions walked out on his own news confernce leaving everyone confused. Harpo's desire to control the Canadian media the same way G.W. Bush controls the American media has started to back fire on him and just like a struggling rock band trying to leave their mark on the Canadian music scene Harpo will soon find out why they all go on Much Music before they go out on tour.