Monday, May 22, 2006

Conservatives Kick at Kyoto Can


"Conservatives commit to a consensus of non-committment"

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada's Minister of Environmental Disasters, the right-retched Rona Ambrose crawled out of her new SUV to deliver more Conservative rhetoric on how little they plan to do for the environment. With calls for her resignation and for a call for the Canadian delegation to return for the Bonn Germany Kyoto conference still ringing in her dizzy little head the right-dishonorable Rona Darling tried to smooth over the latest conservative tarnish to Canada's increasingly tinted reputation. A government document has been leaked telling of the Harpo Government's deep seated desire and hidden intension to oppose any plan for setting tougher environmental guidelines to help reverse Canada's ever climbing greenhouse emissions.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Rona is suggesting the governments plan to scrape exsisting agreements with Kyoto and many other countries and go about committing to a much less stringent and demanding Asia-Pacific Partnership with the United States and Austrailian conservative governments because they have no intention on meeting Kyoto's goals already set.

The Harpoville Post reports Canada is behind in its commitment to cut greenhouse gases because of increased oil production in the oil sands of Alberta. It is obvious that Harpo's new Alberta based Conservative Government has no interest in biting the hand that feeds them with demands on energy consumption when the increasing consumption of energy is all that Alberta has going for itself.

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