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"Canada Day pee pisses some people off"

The Harpoville Post reports that Canada's top police are hot on the case of the three heads of an underground group that were spotted earlier this past week defacing a national momument. The police say the three heads were spotted spraying yellow graffiti all over the 65 year old Ottawa momument.

The Harpoville Post has learned a 23 year old artist from Quebec is claiming innocence in the incident that captured he and two underaged youths from Ontario urinating durning the Canada Day merry making. The 23 year old man has claimed he was mearly trying to extinguish a burning Canadian flag that was inadventently set ablaze during the fireworks display. Canada's top police and law enforcement units have been working tirelessly night and day to solve this injustice that has most of Canada's Conservatives crying out, once again, for the return of the death penalty.