GST Cut Like a Gift From The Gods

"But, what one hand givi'th the other taki'th away"

The Harpoville Post reports what a glorius world we all so blest to live in as our wonderous leader so graciously bestowed on us blessed relief from the dastardly value added tax the dreaded GST. As this July 3rd. takes wing surly all will be setting apon and making plans to move like locus thru retail in angry deviance of the curse that slowed Canadian spending for O' these 15 plus years.

The Harpoville Post states that had the last Conservative Government lead by the thieving B.M. the P.M. known how their strangle hold value added tax would starve off prosperity for low these many years surly he would have set the magic number at the economically suggested 5% but, no the Conservatives in their greed decided that 7, yes, 7% would be the magic number to set the GST at back in those dark depressive days of January 1991. Had only B.M. the P.M. listened to his over payed and rarly used advisers they would have surly foretold his fate of depressive consummation brought about by his need for love, money and power that in the end meant his downward spiral that a brought about his disgraceful finish in a few short years. So, devastating was his defeat that it tore the Conservative party into jagged pieces that took 15 years to put together by our glorious leader Harpo.

The Harpoville Post preys that Harpo isn't so blinded by the chains of power and wealth that he may fall prey to the shackles that so ended the lives of other P.M.'s before him by thinking if the people just loved me a little more I will reign for every and a day. But, as history so often foretold that what one hand givith the other done take it away as one mere mosal of tax falls to the floor in political favor so shall the coffers of the mighty money men in government who will now have to scramble like rats cutting and slicing like little Tory ginsu knives through social policies to pick up the slack left behind by such a lowly act of love seeking. As Harpo raises the price of war while hiding behind the thin transparent vale of security, he feels the coffers left behind by the more fiscal managed Liberal Government will last forever but, soon the bill for the love lorn cutting of the 1% off the GST will come due untold millions were spent winding back one tiny digit on every cash register in the land time and energy better spent on building a better Canada will now be lost carving out a future rich in admiration and military spending but poor in revenue.

"Rarely does this trick work"

The Harpoville Post knows for a short shinny time Canadians, the well off making large purchases, will see, not so much feel, some blessed relief of the bottom line but, that too will soon pass and once the trick is over will another slight-of-hand-trick come from behind and relieve us from the blind burden of complacency.