New Poll Conservatives Will Ignore

"We're heading to hell in a hand basket but, it'll be a comfy basket"

The Harpoville Post reports of a new poll just released just in time for the vacationing Tory Government to ignore. The new poll finds those Canadian's polled are pessimistically optimistic about Canada and its future. The reason the Harpo Government will find this poll easy to dismiss is that it finds 78% of Canadians see global warming as the biggest threat to Canada which is in contrast to the Conservative government who lists gay's and terrorists as the greatest threat to Canada and themselves and have no idea what global warming is to do anything about it.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Canadians, when not polled by the Tory Government, are a pretty optimistic bunch about Canada's future prosperty and health cures feeling Canada will be a good country in which to live in 2020. But, Canadians also believe we will still be fighting a war in Afghanistan and be too closly tied to American policies in that not too distant future.

The Harpoville Post finds Canadians also aren't too trusting of Quebec or Alberta to stay and stick it out and expect the two to bail and join up with the United States in 14 years time. Alberta's new found financial freeedom has left it feeling too cocky and with Canada's present minority Prime Minister too spinless to do anything about it this which, they feel, will allow them both easy access to the exit.