The Shit Hits The Conservative Fan....... Two Weeks After The Election

"By the time history is finished looking at this, my achievements, as opposed to others, my nose will be a little ahead of most."
Brian Mulrony

The Harpoville Post hopes our new leader, Harpo's, promise for responsible government ethics will not fall on deaf ears too soon.

The Harpoville Post has learned that information on former Prime Minister 'Britan Mulrooony's, Three Hundred Thousand dollar Air Bus slush fund was true after all.

Our grand leaders quest to clean up past governments ethics should start by him demanding the ex-Prime Minister return the 2.4 million dollars fraudulently taken from the citizens of Harpoville Canada.

In 199o's the Supreme Court heard his claim that the R.C.M.P. and the Government of Canada; false-ably falsifying false fraudulent documents to force the flagellant claim of flatulence and forge false filing of said claim.
The claim so baffled the Supreme Court that they awarded, Britan Mulrooony, 2.4 million Canadian dollars, and told him the get the fuck out-a-here.

"By the time history is finished looking at this my nose will be a little farther up my ass than most."