Beach Front on Enceladus

Prime lots still available on Saturn's moon

Only 1300-million Kilometers from Earth's realtors

The Harpoville Post reports today of an exciting new discovery on one of Saturn's moons that has left both NASA scientists and Earth's realtors buzzing.
The news of mosture on Enceladus is very exciting for deep space enthusiasts who, after years of very expensive space exploration, have come up with nothing but Star Trek conventions and a few rocks.
Now, with the Cassini spacecrafts discovery that shows evidence of liquid water reservoirs that erupt from geysers on Saturn's moon Enceladus maybe all this space travel wasn't a waste of time after all. But, along with the scientists at NASA, who have been seen out high-fiving each other and ordering rounds of latte's it's the real estate community that's growing equally excited.

The Harpoville Post spoke to Al Overit from the Harpoville Realtors Group who said: "A scientist thinks where there is water there is life, but, a realtor thinks where there is water there is beach front. And, since we've sold nearly all the beach front on Earth this is starting to sound pretty sweet."

The Harpoville Post has learned that although NASA is 20 years away from sending another probe to Enceladus the realtors expect to have some brochures out later this week and that someone will soon be available to talk to any interested clients.