America wants Russia to stop take-out

"We know they'd sell their sisters for a song"

The Harpoville Post
Weekend Editoral

The Harpoville Post reports that word from Washington is that Russia should stop selling Iran weapons. The saber rattling continues between the two countries but word has it that America knows Iran is stockpilling for a party and Russia has the concession.

"Russia's got the weapons and Iran's got the ca$h"

The Harpoville Post has learned that, with coalilition troops in both Afcanistan and Iraq, Iran is feeling some-what surrounded and too much pressure from the United States to stop it's nuclear program and back down now. The U.S. is citing the United Nations, instead of slighting the world organization, to get the Russians to stop selling weapons to Iran. It seems all roads lead to Tehran and the United States of America has already decided that that's where the party is.

"It's getting hot in here"

The Harpoville Post reports that one clear indication of this is this comment released out of Washington, "Iran is not in complanice of the terms of the Presidential statement issued by the Security Council." That comment sounds like party planning to this Harpoville Post reporter and with Prime Minister Harpo dragging Canadian troops so close to the party central we're sure to get an invite.