Klein Licks his 6 Billion Dollar Wounds

"You won't have old Ralph'ie boy to kick around much longer"

The Harpoville Post reports that the writings on the wall for Ralph Klein as his party puts two thumbs down on his continued reign. "Handing out more checks ain't going to lighten this sinking ship," said one protester standing outside Alberta's Conservative Convention. "Ralph better strap on a life perserver cause he's going down."

The Harpoville Post reports that just as Ralph's golden boy Stephen Harpo is about to take leadership of a new Conservative Canada, Ralph is left fighting the extreme right for his Conservative political life. Ralph's years and years as Alberta's Premier isn't keeping his head above water as the neoconservative vultures circle.

The Harpoville Post has learned that Ralph Klein has come under harsh criticisum for the promises he has yet to fufill for the Aberta Conservative party. Promises like running an eight foot high chain-link fence around the perimeter of Alberta to keep un-want-ant's out. The promise to turn over the teaching of young Albertian's to The Calgary School, so, they may instill Straussian believes early in life, and the promise of implementing gay and lesbian work camps.

The Harpoville Post reports these are promises made in secret behind closed doors but promises just the same in an ever growing hidden Conservative agenda born from Alberta's Calgary School and the noeconservative beliefs of Leo Straus's world order. Now, with the help of Prime Minister Harpo this new government agenda is spreading east.