Stephen Harper Left Talking To Himself

"Reaching the un-converted conservatives just got a little harder"

The Harpoville Post reports that Harpo's desire for control for everything conservative just got a little harder to control and handle as his relationship with the eyes and ears Canadian media is melting quicker than the poplar ice-cap into the adyss, leaving Harpo paddling to shore, talking to himself.

The Harpoville Post has learned that the task of going door to door to reach out to 'Joe Canadian' may look easy on paper maps but, harder on the butt when his wide-load butt hovers above the tires as the rubber meets those long and bumpy Canadian roads. Ol' Stephie-boy is in for the ride of his life as he marches small town to small town little radio station, penny-saver paper to mall opening searching for the love he needs to pull is minimal conservative ass out of the bleechers and into the box seats with a majority win come next election time.

The Harpoville Post reports all the media wants is to do their job of reporting the unbiased news as it happens in their own words and not while standing in line asking permission, like; "please sir, I want some more questions made of meat and substance," which is what Harpo insists on happening so as never to be painted in a negative light and always to be adored, an act most resembling a third world dictatorship not an open Canadian democracy.